test please delete

[Diver]

That was NF referring to BBC Elite.

Did you know you can download a Speccy Emulator and play the Spectrum version? (my preferred version).

I spent a couple of months playing the more recent adaptations a couple of years back.

That damned Elite can still take over your life.

I'll berate him later then

[BrowneIssue]

I've already impressed them no end, with the arterial spray and the resultant screaming foul language.

Then it's best you don't lay a new patio this year, otherwise the Old Bill will just dig it up again.

[BrowneIssue]

"Tons of Pussy"

There's some work to do to catch up with the UK ranked number 1:

Tons of Pussy.

Population
48187

Revenues
12882800 €

Unemployment
3 %
Transport
96 %
Criminality
3 %
Pollution
4 %

[BrowneIssue]

Christmas Tree farm. it is a petting zoo.

The first time I heard of a "petting zoo" it was when I tuned in to a Radio 4 programme half way through.

I got quite the wrong impression.

[Diver]

Wifey is still asleep, love her. she has worked really hard the past few weeks. What with the new house, moving, decorating two houses and still going daily to her job.
Now she has to help me because of this stupid accident.
I am going to have to do something really nice for her when I'm able.
Maybe pay for a day at some luxury spa where she can be pampered and get all those womany things done.

[Diver]

Then it's best you don't lay a new patio this year, otherwise the Old Bill will just dig it up again.

[Diver]

The first time I heard of a "petting zoo" it was when I tuned in to a Radio 4 programme half way through.

I got quite the wrong impression.

Wash your mind out with soap

[Diver]

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BrilloPad 6,874
Diver 6,640
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I have some catching up to do

[Diver]

It would be a lot easier to catch up with BP if someone would just pop round and break his fingers for me

[Diver]

Or at least his two index fingers