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    Originally posted by Katie View Post
    Morning People!
    Morning Katie

    How's Mr Bear?
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Now , imagine unpacking a computer system from boxes, all the cables tangled in the bottom of a black bag. carrying the lot upstairs and putting the lot in place on a computer desk, untangling and connecting all the cables, setting up the broadband, running a telephone extension from the hall to an upstairs bedroom, and doing it all with one arm, left hand strapped firmly to your right shoulder and under the influence of strong painkillers that make you lethargic and dizzy

      I am soaked with sweat and will have to take another shower once I have calmed down.

      Hi! everyone

      I'm back
      Hi, Diver (or should that be High Diver?)

      'Ow's yer poorly 'and?

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        propose what you pervert

        besides, you already have a beautiful busty bird at home.
        but when it comes to birds too many is not enough.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          You're not doing too badly...
          praise from the master - I am honoured

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            In the new house now = Total chaos

            Stitches taken out yesterday, Wires will be pulled out of the bones on the 7th March. (edit)

            Morning Ted


            I think I'll put my head between my knees until I recover...

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              Originally posted by Bear View Post
              <looks down cleavage>

              Eh? Sorry...did you say something?


              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              will one yorkie do then?
              Yorkies are not for girls

              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              just curious in case Katie was going to propose
              Hey - I've already proposed
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Good morning all

                How's things Diver?

                The hand?

                The house?

                Etc

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Hi, Diver (or should that be High Diver?)

                  'Ow's yer poorly 'and?
                  Tell you what, I'll stick a couple of photo's of it on facebook, give me ten minutes.
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    Morning all

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post



                      Zeity
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                      a
                      PALI
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