- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Originally posted by Diver View PostNow , imagine unpacking a computer system from boxes, all the cables tangled in the bottom of a black bag. carrying the lot upstairs and putting the lot in place on a computer desk, untangling and connecting all the cables, setting up the broadband, running a telephone extension from the hall to an upstairs bedroom, and doing it all with one arm, left hand strapped firmly to your right shoulder and under the influence of strong painkillers that make you lethargic and dizzy
I am soaked with sweat and will have to take another shower once I have calmed down.
Hi! everyone
I'm back
'Ow's yer poorly 'and?Comment
-
Originally posted by Diver View Postpropose what you pervert
besides, you already have a beautiful busty bird at home.Comment
-
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou're not doing too badly...Comment
-
Originally posted by Diver View PostIn the new house now = Total chaos
Stitches taken out yesterday, Wires will be pulled out of the bones on the 7th March. (edit)
Morning Ted
I think I'll put my head between my knees until I recover...Comment
-
Originally posted by Bear View Post<looks down cleavage>
Eh? Sorry...did you say something?
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwill one yorkie do then?
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust curious in case Katie was going to proposeBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Originally posted by Bear View PostGood morning all
How's things Diver?
The hand?
The house?
EtcComment
-
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHi, Diver (or should that be High Diver?)
'Ow's yer poorly 'and?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
-
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment