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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    There is a significant risk if you go down on one knee, that your cleavage could distract the man

    Bring it on I say!!!
    Distract... distract... it will only quicken the answer while you think of either coping a feel or the thought of a soapy tit ****

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        I was reading the paper today and there was an interesting article about tomorrow (you know what day it is tomorrow CM?)

        It suggested that if any of you ladies are thinking of doing the deed (you listening CM)

        There is a significant risk if you go down on one knee, that your cleavage could distract the man

        Bring it on I say!!!
        I hope the gf does that! though I might well dribble down it - then say no!

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          not that we will go together! I dont think I could risk the gf meeting 5*...
          why ??? whats so wrong with me

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            morning TF

            How are you?

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              not that we will go together! I dont think I could risk the gf meeting 5*...
              or are you worried that she will fall for me

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                It's amazing how many "programmers" don't know anything about such stuff these days...
                yep. which is great for getting contracts when one knows such stuff.

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  Distract... distract... it will only quicken the answer while you think of either coping a feel or the thought of a soapy tit ****
                  I can't work out what **** means? can anyone help me please?

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    why ??? whats so wrong with me
                    you might resemble your avatar.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      yep. which is great for getting contracts when one knows such stuff.
                      but what are you going to do when you can't google it

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