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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I treated myself in town today.

    A new box file, so peal and seal envelopes and clear A4 wallets
    MMmmmmm.

    Stationery.



    You know you've arrived when you've got a Staples Loyalty Key-Fob.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      It's back together, and the anti-biotics are working, the infection seems to be waning. it still smells awful though
      Mmmmmmm.

      Curry sauce.

      Hides the taste and smell of anything.

      :




      Surely your hand shouldn't be pongy? That can't be right.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        I wonder if I can make godlike before the end of March 08
        Total Posts: 4,400 (13.31 posts per day)


        600 to go = 45 days, 1 hour and 54 minutes to go.

        Apparently you'll be Godlike on Tuesday 8th March 2008 at 19:35.


        So make a note in your organiser to make sure you are here when it happens. Otherwise you'll miss it and then you'll be sad.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          You could do it by the end of the week if you put your mind to it
          Are you thinking of this thing?

          I think he might be better off putting his fingers and keyboard to it.



          IGMC.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            That's the sort of thing I get told in training.

            comments like - there's no such thing as can't.
            I love it when someone says that in work.

            "Ok, then. So I'll use the XYZ department's OpEx budget underspend to buy me some capital equipment - like a new server. And I'm going to work from home for the next few months."

            "You can't do that."

            "But you said there's no such word."

            "There is now. In your case. And don't take everything so literally. Just do what you're told instead."




            I wonder why I found being permie so hard mentally?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I love it when someone says that in work.

              "Ok, then. So I'll use the XYZ department's OpEx budget underspend to buy me some capital equipment - like a new server. And I'm going to work from home for the next few months."

              "You can't do that."

              "But you said there's no such word."

              "There is now. In your case. And don't take everything so literally. Just do what you're told instead."




              I wonder why I found being permie so hard mentally?

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                Spag bol now simmering

                Better get stuck in to my Ascending Agglomerative Hierarchical Clustering again

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Apparently there are 731,672 files on my hard drive
                  Ooh, let's play...

                  Machine .Drive .Size (GB) Used .Files

                  Desktop . .C: . . 23.7 . .21.9 . 127,823
                  Desktop . .D: . . .2.9 . . 2.8 . .36,777
                  Desktop . .E: . . 11.5 . .11.4 . . 1,835
                  .. . . . . . . . ----- . .---- . -------
                  .. . . . . . . . .38.1 . .36.1 . 166,435


                  Server . . C: . . .7.8 . . 3.3 . .26,535
                  Server . . D: . . 15.9 . . 0.2 . . . .86
                  Server . . E: . .125.0 . .27.3 . . 7,712
                  .. . . . . . . . ----- . .---- . -------
                  .. . . . . . . . 148.7 . .30.8 . .34,333


                  Laptop . . C: . . .5.6 . . 5.1 . .33,423
                  Laptop . . D: . . .3.7 . . 1.9 . . 1,102
                  .. . . . . . . . ----- . .---- . -------
                  .. . . . . . . . . 9.3 . . 7.0 . .34,525
                  .. . . . . . . . ----- . .---- . -------
                  .. . . . . . . . 196.1 . .73.9 . 235,293
                  .. . . . . . . . ===== . .==== . =======


                  Thank you for the incentive to do that.

                  Now I can review my backup strategy.
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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Apparently there are 731,672 files on my hard drive
                    Okey, dokey. So which Micro$oft SDK have you got installed that accounts for that little lot?
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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      have I got the forum to myself
                      Yep!
                      #84248





                      Well done!
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