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    There's three loads of washing that have gone through the machine now.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Another pink letter from HMRC in the post. :

      Definitely got to find a new accountant.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Diver, I suspect this will appeal to your sense of humour:


        A man owned a small farm in Minnesota.

        The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

        "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

        " Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board.

        The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $350 per week plus free room and board.

        Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

        He makes about $50 per week, pays his own room and board, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. And he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

        "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

        "That would be me," replied the farmer.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          I am so sleepy.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            I'm off out now for a cooked breakfast...
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I'm off out now for a cooked breakfast...
              About time too, Nobody else could get a word in
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Diver, I suspect this will appeal to your sense of humour:


                A man owned a small farm in Minnesota.

                The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

                "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

                " Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board.

                The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $350 per week plus free room and board.

                Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

                He makes about $50 per week, pays his own room and board, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. And he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

                "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

                "That would be me," replied the farmer.


                We went to the same business school
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Where is everyone

                  Pubs must be having a happy hour
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Afternoon all how's it going?
                    That boy go raaaaaaa
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                      I just picked few bits from some other posts, what happened to your hand?

                      Not been around for the last week so need to catch up.
                      That boy go raaaaaaa
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