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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Another pink letter from HMRC in the post.
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Definitely got to find a new accountant.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Diver, I suspect this will appeal to your sense of humour:
A man owned a small farm in Minnesota.
The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
" Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $350 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $50 per week, pays his own room and board, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. And he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I am so sleepy.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I'm off out now for a cooked breakfast...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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About time too, Nobody else could get a word inOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'm off out now for a cooked breakfast...
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDiver, I suspect this will appeal to your sense of humour:
A man owned a small farm in Minnesota.
The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
" Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $350 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $50 per week, pays his own room and board, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. And he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
We went to the same business school
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Afternoon all how's it going?That boy go raaaaaaa
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I just picked few bits from some other posts, what happened to your hand?
Not been around for the last week so need to catch up.That boy go raaaaaaa
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