test please delete

[FiveTimes]

That they log on here to escape you mean

Escape possibly...

My two have just had an agrument over what they wanted on the toast

[BrowneIssue]

Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

Perhaps it's because our own car is an automatic, but dear god, driving in stop-start traffic is a killer on the clutch leg.

Does the clutch pedal really need to have so much travel in it? It's like driving a big van here you have to lift your leg off the seat to get your foot high enough to press the clutch.

It's meant to be a car, dammit!

[FiveTimes]

Morning, 5X.

I'm not ignoring you, just frantically drivelling, while I can.

You are doing a magnificent job

[BrowneIssue]

got another thrilling day ahead.... shopping for a new top for the wifey

I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic.

I hate shopping.

But then I don't get to see your Missus's norks.

"Do my boobies look big in this?"

[FiveTimes]

eldest is out this afternoon ice skating, so its the park with the little one

[FiveTimes]

I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic.

I hate shopping.

But then I don't get to see your Missus's norks.

"Do my boobies look big in this?"

And my answer is "They look big in anything "

[BrowneIssue]

Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

Adjusting the seats is a farce.

Back and forth on sticky runners.

The angle-of-the-back knob is inaccessible.

The height-of-the-seat - you will not believe how this is done. A foot long lever you pump up to go up, or pump down to go down. It is so incredibly naff! And it makes so little difference as to be pointless.

[FiveTimes]

I hate shopping, and I have loads of jobs to do around the house, but shopping appears to be the chosen subject

[FiveTimes]

When i say big, they aren't huge.... Just about right if you had big hands

[FiveTimes]

10am we will be leaving.

I like to do a bit of money transferal on saturday mornings.

She thinks I'm still sorting stuff out