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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Just smacked the tender part on the keyboard shelf, that's why there was a pause in my posting.

    I was banging my head on the keyboard in pain

    Do I have a QWERTY imprinted forehead now?
    No you have FOOL imprinted

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      Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

      The visibility is so poor it defies belief.

      3) The rear roof supports and headrests guarantee you have very little rear visibility.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

        The visibility is so poor it defies belief.

        4) The door mirrors are too small. They are only good for checking the rear doors are shut.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Most users ever online was 570, 1st July 2007 at 21:39.
          Diver, alreadypacked, BlasterBates, bracken, BrilloPad, BrowneIssue, EqualOpportunities, FiveTimes, letsarb, MarillionFan, Peter Loew, ruskithebear

          early risers
          or parents with young kids.

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            The visibility is so poor it defies belief.

            1) It is possible for a bicycle to cross in front of you at a junction and be completely invisible twice as it passes the roof-support columns. (I mean left-to-right, not over-the-top, you sarcy buggers.)
            I find that cyclists become completely invisible as I pass over them in my 4x4
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              Morning all
              Morning, 5X.

              I'm not ignoring you, just frantically drivelling, while I can.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                or parents with young kids.
                That they log on here to escape you mean
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

                  It revs so high I think it has the wrong gear box in it.

                  At 35 MPH, you're in top gear:5th.

                  At 70 MPH, you are wanting a 7th or 8th gear.
                  Last edited by BrowneIssue; 23 February 2008, 08:49. Reason: MPG --> MPH
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

                    The wind noise is quite amazing. It's like the very old Minis with their external welds.

                    You can't hear yourself think.

                    EH?

                    I SAID, YOU CAN'T HEAR, OH NEVER MIND.

                    EH?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Morning, 5X.

                      I'm not ignoring you, just frantically drivelling, while I can.
                      User Name Posts
                      DS23 10,000
                      zeitghost 8,352
                      TheFaQQer 6,939
                      BrowneIssue 6,858
                      Diver 6,401
                      cailin maith 6,238
                      BrilloPad 6,110
                      NickFitz 4,517

                      trying to overtake The FaQQer and keep ahead of me, you mean
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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