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I'd have to kidnap one from Art & Design...Originally posted by Diver View Postmeet me at burns & plastics at 10.15 am. bring a pretty but willing natured (female) student to comfort me
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Originally posted by Diver View PostYou wouldn't believe the suffering I'm going through.
There's a tin of freshly baked cakes in the kitchen, and I can't get the bloody lid off one handed.
Surprised you haven't taken a power saw to it
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They are all at the new houseOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post
Surprised you haven't taken a power saw to it
but I do have a petrol disk cutter Hmm!
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Yes! Well! I'm waitingOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostI'd have to kidnap one from Art & Design...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Diver View PostThey are all at the new house
but I do have a petrol disk cutter Hmm!
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I'm back
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Diver - are you ok sweetpea?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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What's happening with the new house now then Diver?Originally posted by Diver View PostThey are all at the new house
but I do have a petrol disk cutter Hmm!
Weren't you about ready to move? Is it on hold until you're better?
Has anyone cleaned the blood off the walls?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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