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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    I'd pay that just for the smile
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      I'd pay that just for the smile
      "CM, this is Mrs Bear. Mrs Bear, this is CM. I have just paid her £2.5K to come round here and smile at me. Why? Because what you being 6 months up the duff and me not getting any, I decided I needed cheering up. Who is she? She's the woman I flirt with all day long when I'm at work."

      Yes, I can see how that is one way to solve the removals problem.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I hope to Jaysus - Mrs Ted never sees my posts - she will think I am some kind of looney
        You'll have Bear crashing on the floor as well as SockPuppet.

        Wilmslow was saying something about renting out rooms - perhaps you could set up a TPD Hotel?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
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          Well done!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            SUrely that should be was out the remains of the cream pie in which case you are very, very sick indeed.
            When I was at school it was common belief that such a practice would prevent pregnancy.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              As per usual, after spending hours getting back into Real Time™, there's nobody here.

              So, good night!

              Especially Diver. Get better soon.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                I'm here



                Have I missed anything?

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                  Just watched The Sweeney... it's the one where George's wife has a baaaaaaaaad car accident... "Hit & Run"...

                  Patrick Troughton was the baddie...

                  He was a used car salesperson, rather than a Timelord though.

                  He had a MkIV Zodiac for sale at £330... about right for a flying pig in 1976...

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Today, 15:26 #82399
                      BrilloPad
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                      Join Date: Aug 2006
                      Location: TpdVille(see my signature)
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