• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    14 February: The police force of TPDVille has been reinforced.
    Is celebrating St Valentine's Day an offence in TPDVille? Or are they preparing for another massacre?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

    Comment


      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Another busy day for me!
      And it started with a palinilap.
      #81218





      Well done!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

      Comment


        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Can't you get agency timesheets signed then?
        ClientCo won't sign the agency timesheets (which I fill in) unless the times match the times on the SAP timesheet system (which I fill in). A quality audit check there!

        I couldn't enter my timesheets because an HR numpty has to set you up on that system.

        Said HR numpty has now caught up. But now I have no codes to charge time to.

        Beancounter: "That's because you need project codes to charge your time to."
        Me: "They won't be allocated until the project has been approved and that can take 3 months."
        Beancounter: "Not my problem."

        If I haven't got timesheets signed on Monday I am likely to go ape-tulip.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

        Comment


          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          No - fix security first, so there's no riots that damage the infrastructure further.
          Fascist!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

          Comment


            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            I tried to make someone's job much easier yesterday by agreeing that we didn't need them to manually enter some data.

            The technology partner wants a formal change control to document this change to OUR business process
            Your technology partner is winning.

            Do you not have a competent individual facing opposite their account manager, backed up by a co-ordinated supplier management strategy?

            If you're in a PPP or PFI set-up, that's what you need.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

            Comment


              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              82 posts - that's a day's work if you try hard enough, FFS.
              Total Posts: 7,335 (64.27 posts per day)
              Absolutely. Some of us can achieve that on most days.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

              Comment


                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Some bloody lurker got the pali.
                #81318





                Well done!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                Comment


                  Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                  But it's really just me who eats them.
                  #81418





                  Well done!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                  Comment


                    Getting to 82000 is feeling like an uphill slog.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Gave up with the single opamp twin tee... it oscillated nicely & that was all.

                      The dual opamp twin tee with gain control works a treat.

                      I knew you all wanted to know that.
                      When your day consists of being on the bench, or filling in brain-damaged Business Case forms or Financial Project spreadsheets, reading about someone else who is Actually Making Things is very reassuring.

                      Keep up the progress reports.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X