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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I have been struggling with it for about 50 minutes.
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Hotel Wi-Fi comes in two sorts:

    a) free, but barely works

    and

    b) hideously expensive and barely works.

    This is the former.
    My hideously expensive one keeps telling me "Maximum number of simultaneous connections reached."

    At one o'clock in the morning?

    When (judging by the vans in the car park) half the people staying there are shopfitters and such who tend to head off for work by half seven at the latest?

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      night Nick
      Bye

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        I bet BI is about to

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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          He's isolated, has no internet connection at work, wi-fi in the hotel is dodgy...

          And yet, BI still got the 80000 - now that's dedication for you


          I took notice of that advice I was given when I first stumbled into TPD: "Dedication's what you need."

          Get the job done despite the management, despite the beancounters and despite the technology - that's me!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Bloody TPD newbies!!!

            CM doesn't like to receive oral.

            Zeity likes to give, what with having a bifurcated lizardy tongue and all.

            Therefore, they are incompatible.

            (They are also incompatible based on lizards having two willies and CM having no interest in DP / an@l)

            But we won't mention that last bit out loud
            In fact, it's probably best if we dont repeat it either.
            #80108





            Well done!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by Jog On View Post
              I'm suprised no one's mentioned 'back sack & crack'
              A Senior Project Manager in his 50s at PreviousClientCo announced to the office that he had a "back, sack 'n' crack job" done at the weekend.

              It was one of those weird, silent eerie moments when everyone stops what they were doing to glance at each others sideways and try not to giggle out loud.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                A Senior Project Manager in his 50s at PreviousClientCo announced to the office that he had a "back, sack 'n' crack job" done at the weekend.

                It was one of those weird, silent eerie moments when everyone stops what they were doing to glance at each others sideways and try not to giggle out loud.
                I think I would have been

                So how is the ClientCo? Better than the bench?

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                  The counting thread is getting quite competitive!

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                    zeitghost
                    More fingers than teeth 20,206
                    DS23
                    TPDeity 12,110
                    TheFaQQer
                    Godlike 12,086
                    AtW
                    Lord of Squirrels 9,377
                    BrilloPad
                    Godlike 9,175

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                      DS23 10,000
                      zeitghost 7,988
                      TheFaQQer 6,894
                      BrowneIssue 6,484
                      cailin maith 5,975
                      Diver 5,963
                      BrilloPad 5,766

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