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Originally posted by Bear View PostDoes a shag count?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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So come on CM
Be honest - how many valentines cards did you get?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostSo, did anyone get anything nice for Valentine's day?
I know I didn't.
Bring it sad saps!
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostPah Valentines day!!Comment
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Morning all. I've bumped off a few criminals.
Population 420 Revenues 92000 €
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTed - you got a ride???
He said "does a shag count?" That wasn't a statement that he got one, merely an innuendo.
Congratulations are not in order unless confirmed.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostA slightly smug feeling looking at all the sad muppets that felt they needed to do something. The only person at ClientCo that didn't do anything it seems - I think the permies want to mock me.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostSo come on CM
Be honest - how many valentines cards did you get?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostZero.... but lipstick girl just sent me a lovley valentines text message - but not sure if that counts...Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostDid the postman arrive before you left for work though?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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