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    so there i have it: 10,000 tpd's.

    as arthur hoggett said.

    "that'll do pig, that'll do."

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      so there i have it: 10,000 tpd's.

      as arthur hoggett said.

      "that'll do pig, that'll do."

      10,000 TPDs

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      DS23









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        13 February: The police force of TPDVille has been reinforced.

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          I swear, working at this place will be the death of me.

          It is seething - and I mean seething - with attractive young women.

          Being all music industry and media types, there's no formal office attire - instead they all dress quite fashionably, where "fashionably" may be defined as "in figure-hugging clothing of minimal extent".

          This even includes the techy women...

          And it appears that the business of the organisation requires at least three of them to pass my desk in the course of every minute.

          How I'm supposed to edit httpd.conf files with that kind of distraction, I do not know

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            The tall, slender young lady with the ebony skin was gracious enough to attend work today in an extremely short skirt, with knee-high black patent leather FMBs

            She spent most of the morning going back and forth every three or four minutes.

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              Anyway, back to work... now they've all gone, I can actually concentrate again

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                13 February: The police force of TPDVille has been reinforced.

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                  Unemployment 6 %
                  Transport 95 %
                  Criminality 6 %
                  Pollution 0 %

                  I think my shameless plug on the recruiting website thread worked!

                  I notice that the post was eventually deleted - by the mods I guess? I must be careful.

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    so there i have it: 10,000 tpd's.

                    as arthur hoggett said.

                    "that'll do pig, that'll do."

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      The Top TPD Posters

                      No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

                      .1) DS23 .............. 9791 = 12.161% = 1 in every 8 posts
                      .2) zeitghost ......... 7899 = .9.811% = 1 in every 10 posts
                      .3) TheFaQQer ......... 6756 = .8.391% = 1 in every 11 posts
                      .4) BrowneIssue ....... 6416 = .7.969% = 1 in every 12 posts
                      .5) cailin maith ...... 5888 = .7.313% = 1 in every 13 posts
                      .6) Diver ............. 5871 = .7.292% = 1 in every 13 posts
                      .7) BrilloPad ......... 5701 = .7.081% = 1 in every 14 posts
                      .8) NickFitz .......... 4330 = .5.378% = 1 in every 18 posts
                      .9) FiveTimes ......... 3499 = .4.346% = 1 in every 23 posts
                      10) Bear .............. 3203 = .3.978% = 1 in every 25 posts
                      11) Fortune Green ..... 2206 = .2.740% = 1 in every 36 posts
                      12) DiscoStu .......... 2015 = .2.503% = 1 in every 39 posts
                      13) Jog On ............ 1674 = .2.079% = 1 in every 48 posts
                      14) PRC1964 ........... 1328 = .1.649% = 1 in every 60 posts
                      15) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .1.602% = 1 in every 62 posts
                      16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.314% = 1 in every 76 posts
                      17) DaveB ............. .930 = .1.155% = 1 in every 86 posts
                      18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .0.984% = 1 in every 101 posts
                      19) Sockpuppet ........ .676 = .0.840% = 1 in every 119 posts
                      20) realityhack ....... .674 = .0.837% = 1 in every 119 posts
                      21) oracleslave ....... .634 = .0.787% = 1 in every 126 posts
                      22) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.671% = 1 in every 149 posts
                      23) BA to the Stars ... .406 = .0.504% = 1 in every 198 posts
                      24) Gonzo ............. .377 = .0.468% = 1 in every 213 posts
                      25) Moscow Mule ....... .362 = .0.450% = 1 in every 222 posts
                      26) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.396% = 1 in every 252 posts
                      27) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.370% = 1 in every 270 posts
                      28) Moose423956 ....... .287 = .0.356% = 1 in every 280 posts
                      29) MrsGoof ........... .276 = .0.343% = 1 in every 291 posts
                      30) El_Diablo ......... .247 = .0.307% = 1 in every 325 posts
                      31) threaded .......... .234 = .0.291% = 1 in every 344 posts
                      32) alreadypacked ..... .231 = .0.287% = 1 in every 348 posts
                      33) EqualOpportunities . 230 = .0.286% = 1 in every 350 posts
                      34) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.252% = 1 in every 396 posts
                      35) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.234% = 1 in every 428 posts
                      36) SallyAnne ......... .183 = .0.227% = 1 in every 439 posts
                      37) Ardesco ........... .180 = .0.224% = 1 in every 447 posts
                      38) AtW ............... .166 = .0.206% = 1 in every 485 posts
                      39) fzbucks ........... .160 = .0.199% = 1 in every 503 posts
                      40) Zorba ............. .157 = .0.195% = 1 in every 512 posts

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