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I've offered plenty of times, but keep getting knocked backOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostI know, I know....
You should be a motivator...
I need a man - anyone want to be my boyfriend?
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NutterOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostYou won't find one of 'em round here missy.
Ah Monkey - c'mon now - you know I'd be your girlfriend in a heartbeat but Mrs Monkey might twat the tulip out of meOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI've offered plenty of times, but keep getting knocked back
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I think it would depend on how she is feeling, sometimes she would be more than happy for me to bugger offOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAh Monkey - c'mon now - you know I'd be your girlfriend in a heartbeat but Mrs Monkey might twat the tulip out of me
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but she she only says that as she knows that no-one would be daft enough to have meOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI think it would depend on how she is feeling, sometimes she would be more than happy for me to bugger offComment
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After all the money you spent on her in Bravissimo..... I doubt thatOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI think it would depend on how she is feeling, sometimes she would be more than happy for me to bugger off
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yep. Women love coffee.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAfter all the money you spent on her in Bravissimo..... I doubt that
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Nutter - You know it's the best bra shop in the whole world - I have told you lot about it often enoughOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostYep. Women love coffee.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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and we are going back the end of this month for moreOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAfter all the money you spent on her in Bravissimo..... I doubt that
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postand we are going back the end of this month for more
me too - I found the brochure when I was tidying up last night and found a couple more that I really liked
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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