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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Hmm. Cold pork pie + some imagination =

    Remove pork pie from plastic wrapper. Put pork pie into sandwich bag. Fill kettle. Hang sandwich bag into kettle, hold bag in place with the kettle lid.

    Boil kettle.

    Ignore worrying amount of oily stuff floating on surface of kettle water.

    Voilà! One tepid pork pie with molten jelly fat inside and cold meat.

    Good Idea Factor rating: 4/10.
    Professor Branestawm strikes again

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      Right, off out for a bit. See you later

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        hello...



        have I missed anything?

        And why doesn't the shift key work?

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          I'm about to watch the 2nd episode of the 4th series of Lost...

          I hope it's better than last week....

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            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Where did you get one that size?

            (Or does JJB do them in lizard sizes these days?)
            M&S XL

            HTH.

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              There was that Roman villa a few years back - biggest one ever found in the UK, or something.

              "The archaeologists involved with Time Team have published more scientific papers on excavations carried out in the series than all British university archaeology departments put together over the same period." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Team



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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Wot he said...




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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Play doh came a bit late for me... plasticine was all we had
                  We woz robbed...

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I think I'll record Time Team, as I can then watch it while eating my Chinese later

                    Somehow it's a pleasant program to watch whilst eating
                    It's ok.

                    The demented one running around like a lune gets a bit wearing...

                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    i like time team. one day they might actually find something.
                    They found a gold coin the other week, the 1st they've found.

                    And they managed to kill someone in this current series.

                    Some poor sod was doing a jousting reenactment & got a sliver of lance in the eye.

                    It killed him.

                    Eventually.

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      For now, I shall watch Horizon on the iPlayer
                      Which one?

                      One of the recent ones?

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