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There is such a perfect link from YouPorn as a follow up to that but I'll probably get banned for posting it. -
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Sorry - I did population instead.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI just upgraded transport :-
Unemployment 1 %
Transport 100 %
Criminality 0 %
Pollution 0 %
Another factory please!Comment
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My company e-mail has started to get spam. Only one kind of spam. I generally get 2 e-mails a day in exactly the same format (ergo the same spammer) always about making my shlong bigger.
Wierd. They also started after I gave my e-mail to CMs sister...curious....what kind of operation are you two running in that flat? Dubious plan B I thinks.Comment
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Zeity posted a link before, just make it clear that's what it is.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostThere is such a perfect link from YouPorn as a follow up to that but I'll probably get banned for posting it.
It was an artistic an@l film, I think he saidComment
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In the afternoon.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhen did you lose your virginity?
In some woods.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhere was it?
Her name was Jo. (That took a long time for me to rememberOriginally posted by DS23 View Postand who was it to?
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Oh, I see. 15Originally posted by DS23 View Posteither, or, or both
My own, after a night of exotic stimulantsOriginally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever woken up with someone who's name you didn't know?
This is getting a bit personal now, slightly to the left if you must know. Is this in any way connected to me being right-handedOriginally posted by DS23 View Postfor the boys. which way does your member bend? left, right, up, down or are you straight as an arrow?

Yes please.Originally posted by DS23 View Postcan i stop now?Comment
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He won £2 earlier today too - I saw him!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post"Mr. T has just won £2.00!"
He won't have to sell his gold jewellery after all, then
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