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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    That's not what the flight crew tell me.
    There is such a perfect link from YouPorn as a follow up to that but I'll probably get banned for posting it.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I just upgraded transport :-

        Unemployment 1 %
        Transport 100 %
        Criminality 0 %
        Pollution 0 %

        Another factory please!
        Sorry - I did population instead.
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          My company e-mail has started to get spam. Only one kind of spam. I generally get 2 e-mails a day in exactly the same format (ergo the same spammer) always about making my shlong bigger.

          Wierd. They also started after I gave my e-mail to CMs sister...curious....what kind of operation are you two running in that flat? Dubious plan B I thinks.

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Wait for the sharia thread to kick off now.
            I just posted in support of sharia law.
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              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              There is such a perfect link from YouPorn as a follow up to that but I'll probably get banned for posting it.
              Zeity posted a link before, just make it clear that's what it is.

              It was an artistic an@l film, I think he said
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                Nah...this was filmed in a plane in the air.

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  when did you lose your virginity?
                  In the afternoon.

                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  where was it?
                  In some woods.

                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  and who was it to?
                  Her name was Jo. (That took a long time for me to remember )

                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  either, or, or both
                  Oh, I see. 15

                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  have you ever woken up with someone who's name you didn't know?
                  My own, after a night of exotic stimulants

                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  for the boys. which way does your member bend? left, right, up, down or are you straight as an arrow?
                  This is getting a bit personal now, slightly to the left if you must know. Is this in any way connected to me being right-handed

                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  can i stop now?
                  Yes please.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    "Mr. T has just won £2.00!"

                    He won't have to sell his gold jewellery after all, then
                    He won £2 earlier today too - I saw him!
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                      Mmm, that was nice

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