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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    You women have got it easy. I mean what do you have to put up with....9 months of wearing baggy clothes and eathing chocolate with everything and some mild tingling when you give birth. Hardly something to cry about.

    Blokes have it much harder. We have to start driving sh*te cars.
    No we don't. It's all about choice of cars. Practical with lots of space and bloody quick is achievable
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      No we don't. It's all about choice of cars. Practical with lots of space and bloody quick is achievable
      Good Ted!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/images/...o_210109_5.jpg

        RS4 Kiddie Version

        http://www.allcarnews.com/images/b-und-b-audi-q7/1.jpg

        Q7 Kiddie Version

        Nothing like a god forsaken Galaxy

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          Indeed

          RS4 was my thinking too
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I will treat those comments with the contempt they deserve
            - Seriously winding up pregnant women should be a sport. Its easy with hormone pong they have going off in them and they can't run fast enough to catch you.

            Plus. Ms CM! As I remind my female friends all of which have yet to pop a sprog...they are offically not allowed to join the "men are gimps....we create life....it hurts a lot club" till they have.

            For some reason though they fail to see the genius of that or appreciate my logic for what it is.

            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            No we don't. It's all about choice of cars. Practical with lots of space and bloody quick is achievable
            The women...they've gotten to you. Blink twice if you want to be rescued.

            Blokes don't grow old we grow more distinguished. How am I mean to achieve that without a 2 seater....huh! Its a fact that at 50 we all turn into Tom Selleck.

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              Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
              http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/images/...o_210109_5.jpg

              RS4 Kiddie Version

              http://www.allcarnews.com/images/b-und-b-audi-q7/1.jpg

              Q7 Kiddie Version

              Nothing like a god forsaken Galaxy
              No, no, no.

              But the just out of college office juniors know you are hiding some kids at home with cars like that.

              http://www.ritzsite.net/AC_Cobra/Clo...o_1981_f3q.JPG

              Now that is a "i don't have any kids car".

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                Pah - Cars...

                as long as it has 4 wheels and isn't an obnoxious colour - it works for me
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  We're contractors

                  I expect to have on my drive.....

                  RS4 Avant (for the tip runs)
                  Landrover Defender
                  Aston Martin V8 Vantage
                  And an AC Cobra or similar little number

                  Oh and whatever the missus wants
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    We're contractors

                    I expect to have on my drive.....

                    RS4 Avant (for the tip runs)
                    Landrover Defender
                    Aston Martin V8 Vantage
                    And an AC Cobra or similar little number

                    Oh and whatever the missus wants
                    Ok - I only recognise Landrover and aston Martin there - thats James Bond's car, right??
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Landrover Defender
                      Good call. A mate used to own one though with a bad earth so you had to disconnect the battery each time you stopeed or you couldn't start it.

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