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    "i can't go on" he said "throw me out. why won't you throw me out? i won't do anything to myself"

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      "i want to fall on my nose" he announced in a resolte tone.

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        "sir" he continued again imploringly, "dear old man give me one across the jaw."

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          "one or several?" asked svejk. "two? here you are..."

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            the chaplain counted the blows as they came, beaming blissfully all the time.

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              "that does one a lot of good" he said. "it helps the stomach and promotes the digestion. give me another one."

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                "thank you very much" he called, when svejk immediately obliged him. "i'm completely satisfied. tear open my waistcoat please."

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                  he expressed the most varied of wishes. he wante svejk to dislocate his leg, to throttle him for a bit, to cut his nails and to pull his from teeth. he exhibited yearnings for martyrdom, asking him to cut off his head and throw him in a sack into the vltava.

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                    "some stars round my head would suit me very well" he said with enthusiasm. " i should need ten"

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                      Theorem: Suppose that a and p are relatively prime integers with p > 1. p is prime if and only if

                      (x-a)p = (xp-a) (mod p)
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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