I am knackered. been at the new house since 04.00 AM. woke up with muscle cramp, and couldn't get back to sleep, so decided to go do some painting.
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Got home just after 6 PM, showered changed fed my face and decided to go back and sand down the parquet flooring.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post5X worked it out ages ago.
The site is air-gapped.
<can't say, won't say>
Secure site. Nothing in / nothing out.
No CUK.
No TPD.
Surely the goons haven't taken him away to the secure compound already?
BI, we miss you. Even if you can't drivel in the new gig, will you at least pop in now and again when you're at home? Evenings, weekends, that kind of thing?
We don't want to lose contact
Anyway, many congratulations on the new gig
I hope your silence is because Mrs BI has been rewarding you for being such a clever chap - a long lunch, followed by a relaxing afternoon, evening, and nightComment
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Anyway, definitely time for me to crash out
Hope you pop in tomorrow BI
As for the rest of you... try'nd keep you away
Except SA, who's busy trying to prove how contentious she is
Night denizensComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIs shirt/tie/suit required ?
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou're so out of touch with reality after seven months in here, that you can't face seeing people?
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postthey want a list of references and you put CM/Bear/BP etc down ?
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's based in Aberdeen?
Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou've got the gig but need clearance, and as you have been a Russian spy you won't get it ?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posta chance to extend CUK lead over BI and to overtake the tpd count
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostFantastic - a chance to defend my third place for a few weeks at least, then!
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's a shame he won't be able to close the gap much over the next few months, isn't itDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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