I am knackered. been at the new house since 04.00 AM. woke up with muscle cramp, and couldn't get back to sleep, so decided to go do some painting.
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Got home just after 6 PM, showered changed fed my face and decided to go back and sand down the parquet flooring.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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BI hasn't posted since saying thisOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View Post5X worked it out ages ago.
The site is air-gapped.
<can't say, won't say>
Secure site. Nothing in / nothing out.
No CUK.
No TPD.

Surely the goons haven't taken him away to the secure compound already?
BI, we miss you. Even if you can't drivel in the new gig, will you at least pop in now and again when you're at home? Evenings, weekends, that kind of thing?
We don't want to lose contact
Anyway, many congratulations on the new gig

I hope your silence is because Mrs BI has been rewarding you for being such a clever chap - a long lunch, followed by a relaxing afternoon, evening, and night
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Anyway, definitely time for me to crash out
Hope you pop in tomorrow BI
As for the rest of you... try'nd keep you away
Except SA, who's busy trying to prove how contentious she is
Night denizens
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Yes. But I wear that anyway.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIs shirt/tie/suit required ?
I am a bit worried in that respect, yes!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou're so out of touch with reality after seven months in here, that you can't face seeing people?
Since nobody checks references, I used NickyG and Denny.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postthey want a list of references and you put CM/Bear/BP etc down ?
That would be interesting - and expensive.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's based in Aberdeen?
Thankfully, I don't need to get clearance so no waiting.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou've got the gig but need clearance, and as you have been a Russian spy you won't get it ?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
a chance to extend CUK lead over BI and to overtake the tpd count 

Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostFantastic - a chance to defend my third place for a few weeks at least, then!
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's a shame he won't be able to close the gap much over the next few months, isn't it
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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