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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    They've kidnapped your family and want you to assist with the assassination of a presedential candidate then frame you for it.....

    .... and this is the longest day of your life?

    that's riiight I'm watching you
    I saw that one on Jobserve ...
    ... but I didn't like the look of the contract






    IGMC

    No, IWGMC because I still haven't told you the minor detail.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      Don't tell me - they've blocked facebook on the firewall??!!!
      Definitely not the case.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        But there is a small detail.
        The beer won't make itself?
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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            The brewery will close?
            I expect a local one will but another will open where I'm going!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              But there is a small detail.
              It involves working with a mad Irish girl with a sister who wants to be a pirate?
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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I expect a local one will but another will open where I'm going!
                and where are you going to?

                and where is tpd going to?

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  But there is a small detail.
                  It's making gay p0rn in Amsterdam.
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    But there is a small detail.
                    They do random drug and alcohol tests?
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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      I'll fight ya for a carvan ?

                      Caravan fur me mudder
                      I'll win.... Queen of the Tinkers, me
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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