diver? do you play a musical instrument?
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postno! have a break first old chap. there's no point in having a nice new house if you're too dead to enjoy it.
Just realized the MOT is up on my 3.5 ton truck tomorrow, have to fix the lights on that today as well. (it never ends)
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postahh.. yes. er, i mean no. it is the usb that gets hot.
Does it flatten the battery in no time flat, too?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning DS.
Weather report didn't say there was going to be a light drivel this morningsupposed to bear clear all day
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Originally posted by DS23 View Posta damned exciting media job? cool. pray do spill some beans bi.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postdiver? do you play a musical instrument?
Tried singing on a karaoke once, the girl that was running it, snatched the microphone off me and said "Get off before they start throwing things, You couldn't carry a tune if it was in a f***king rucksack"Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat has got to be wrong.
Does it flatten the battery in no time flat, too?
hmmm my mobile is charging via the usb now and has been for an hour or so - it is warm rather than hot.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAbsolutely tone deaf mate.
Tried singing on a karaoke once, the girl that was running it, snatched the microphone off me and said "Get off before they start throwing things, You couldn't carry a tune if it was in a f***king rucksack"Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWasting your time on the hitman thing, it's all been outsourced to 14 & 15 year olds with guns and knives who kill for nothing.Is there nothing they won't outsource?
What about homeless, drunken tramp? Are those gigs still open? And if so, where are they advertised? I could probably do one of them jobs.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postdoesn't matter when playing an instrument. have you ever considered playing the piano or something?
I'll stick to what I'm good at, which is almost everything that is not musicalConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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