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Did anyone watch the program about sensory deprivation the other day? Where they put people in dark soundless rooms for 48 hours?
That's what the bench is like. I keep seeing contracts on Jobserve but when I click apply, they don't exist. Instead they are replaced by blurred images of Richard and Judy.Comment
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hi ZorbaOriginally posted by Zorba View PostDid anyone watch the program about sensory deprivation the other day? Where they put people in dark soundless rooms for 48 hours?
That's what the bench is like. I keep seeing contracts on Jobserve but when I click apply, they don't exist. Instead they are replaced by blurred images of Richard and Judy.
how are you? :ave:
I did see the program - keep going - you will get there! just keep pestering the pimps.Comment
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Cheese consumption Chez Zorba has also spiked distressingly. Ironing remains elusive as a skill.Comment
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Would Nicky G be welcome in tpd?
I know this thread likes to give a warm welcome to everyone - but are there exceptions?Comment
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Trisha, surely?Originally posted by Zorba View PostDid anyone watch the program about sensory deprivation the other day? Where they put people in dark soundless rooms for 48 hours?
That's what the bench is like. I keep seeing contracts on Jobserve but when I click apply, they don't exist. Instead they are replaced by blurred images of Richard and Judy.Comment
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I will be going very soon... got to be up at 5:30am to be in at 6:30amOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBye bye all those people have have left this past hour (to go to bed at a strangely early hour).
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Nooooooooooooo!!!!!Originally posted by Zorba View PostInstead they are replaced by blurred images of Richard and Judy.
MUST NOT WATCH DAYTIME TV WHEN ON THE BENCH.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Hello Zorba!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Hi BPOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Posthi Zorba
how are you? :ave:
I did see the program - keep going - you will get there! just keep pestering the pimps.
Not doing too bad thanks - trying to avoid posting here as I don't want to jinx everyone with my bench dwelling.
These new IR35 losses are slightly upsetting though - might go 'inside' IR35 (or whatever) this time, to sleep better at night.
Enough of that kind of sensible talk though - any new gods since I was last really around (end Dec)?Comment
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