Originally posted by BrilloPad
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I am with zeity on this one. One cannot choose one's orientation. And I would have been far happier if I had "batted for the opposition". Alas I find the thought makes me 
had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured
out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first
thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and
asked them to stop.
Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two
animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You
will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."
The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this
forest to be female except for me".
A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there
was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the
neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot
of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical
sound there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to
be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I
wish the bear was gay" and then took off like a bat out of hell........
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but....
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