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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post"Thank you, Diver. An incorrect challenge. One point to Diver."
"Nicholas, I hate you."
"Really BrowneIssue? Please give two points to Diver. Diver, the subject remains with you. Please continue drivelling without deviation, repetition or hesitation .... now."Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostIt would leave a huge lip gently and comically rocking on the floor
Ooh, yuck!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDo I'd turn into one great big trout pout, like Leslie Ash?
Ooh, yuck!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBare
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAnd what position would she be in now, woof or bible basher, Geddit?
Bible basher: if on knees - nah, something more fulfilling, methinks.
Bible basher: Missionary. That's the one, I reckon.
We know way too much about the subject of our discussion!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View Postand shoots up the sheriff
I don't remember Wyatt Earp or Doc Holliday being involved in anything like THAT!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View Postand shoots up the sheriffDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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