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    #id
    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Oooohhh - like what?

    What did they replace the phone with?

    Is it more useful than the phone was?

    Could it help with contacting you're parents?
    It's more space for putting dirty glasses on the bar pending their transfer to the glass washer.

    Not that useful to me, but handy for them.

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      #id
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      It's more space for putting dirty glasses on the bar pending their transfer to the glass washer.

      Not that useful to me, but handy for them.
      No you're right

      That's rubbish!

      I quite fancy going to the pub right now
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        #id
        There's a really annoying bloke on the train who has his generic mp3 player on really high volume.
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #id
          What I can hear is that 'not quite a song that you recognise but is loud enough that you can't ignore it' type of noise.
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #id
            Now - if only I had a pair of wire cutters to hand I could reach over and snip off his headphones
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              #id
              Sorry pal, I'll turn it down then shall I ?

              and by the way, you do look like your avatar.

              PS. the song is ..................?
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #id
                That would sort the irritating twat out!!
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  #id
                  I'm a what !!!!!

                  Take that you bounder
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Sorry pal, I'll turn it down then shall I ?

                    and by the way, you do look like your avatar.

                    PS. the song is ..................?


                    It's the red jumpsuit and yellow boots that give it away - isn't it
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Bear View Post


                      It's the red jumpsuit and yellow boots that give it away - isn't it
                      Wearing your underpants on the outside helps people recognize you too.

                      secretive PS: Skidmarks
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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