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The procedure used to be: you pull a bint mid-week, go out with your mates Friday evening to tell them about your conquest, which gets you all horny so you turn up at the bint's place half cut later on Friday night and finally crawl back home from her place on Sunday afternoon with balls like watermelons and the desire to sleep for 48 hours.
Doesn't it work like that any more?
No.... if he turned up at my place pissed, he would get such a slap...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
Give him a call and tell him you're going to wearing something special tonight and you want to see if he can improve on his performance yesterday (You want to at least double it!!)
Then go lingerie shopping today and find something to help keep him active all night.
The first month or so is the shagging month so make the most of it
Secondly it's Friday night FFS, Friday night is about going out, getting wasted and shagging lots. Just give him a call and sort it out, you will both enjoy it and you can worry about the serious stuff next week. Fun stuff for today!!! (Don't say you didn't enjoy last night...)
I don't see a lot of room in there for emotional fufilment?
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou arse when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
Last edited by BrowneIssue; 18 January 2008, 12:52.
Reason: de-Merkinisationment
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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