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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Ee, when I were a lad...

    The procedure used to be: you pull a bint mid-week, go out with your mates Friday evening to tell them about your conquest, which gets you all horny so you turn up at the bint's place half cut later on Friday night and finally crawl back home from her place on Sunday afternoon with balls like watermelons and the desire to sleep for 48 hours.

    Doesn't it work like that any more?
    No.... if he turned up at my place pissed, he would get such a slap...
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Conceptual Japanese Shin Buddhism.

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        I didn't want, surely a child can be brought up in a mixed religious house

        I dont think the Catholic church are keen. It might also be an issue that we are not married.

        How long ago was this?

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          Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
          Give him a call and tell him you're going to wearing something special tonight and you want to see if he can improve on his performance yesterday (You want to at least double it!!)

          Then go lingerie shopping today and find something to help keep him active all night.
          The first month or so is the shagging month so make the most of it

          Secondly it's Friday night FFS, Friday night is about going out, getting wasted and shagging lots. Just give him a call and sort it out, you will both enjoy it and you can worry about the serious stuff next week. Fun stuff for today!!! (Don't say you didn't enjoy last night...)
          I don't see a lot of room in there for emotional fufilment?

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            I don't see a lot of room in there for emotional fufilment?
            I don't think it's one's emotions one wants to see fully filled.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I don't think it's one's emotions one wants to see fully filled.
              It wasn't high on my list of priorities last night
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I don't think it's one's emotions one wants to see fully filled.
                Where is your response re prject GeekPimp.

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                  The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

                  1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou arse when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
                  Last edited by BrowneIssue; 18 January 2008, 12:52. Reason: de-Merkinisationment
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    It wasn't high on my list of priorities last night
                    You ever think if a funny response type it then think "ouch harsh" and don't. That just happened.

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                      The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

                      2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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