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    #60521
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ok bazza - have a yorkie instead...
    According to Urban Dictionary:

    Yorkie
    Yorkie (YOH'RKI)- a female, usually tends to travel in packs of three, who come to parties, kickbacks and other social gatherings and causes drama. They may try and spit stupid game at you to get your alcohol, bud, dignity, or do all this for a ride home. Yorkies are very annoying and skanky and are usually just dumb hoes.

    Alex: Hey Ted, that bitch Heather is such a yorkie, watch out...
    Ted: tell me about it... she drank my vodka and didn't even suck me off.


    Luvverly.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #60522
      Originally posted by MrsGoof View Post
      good evening all
      Wotcha, SexyToes!

      Going to be doing anarchic mega-length postings again?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #60523
        Evening all

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          #60524
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          The "ON" button that only appears after lilies, crisps, £450 shoes and a 2 hour massage?
          How would I know?

          I'm married.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #60525
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            But I would feel perfect if I was allowed to count...
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #60526
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Having been up at 3:30 am I am now exhausted and must retire.

              Sweet dreams all - mine will mostly be about CM in her negligee...

              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #60527
                Originally posted by MrsGoof View Post
                sorry gotta go now and do something less important
                Bye!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #60528
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  What is the meaning of life?
                  Posting in TPD.

                  Wotcha!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #60529
                    Lordy! People are in and out like a tart's Saturday night clientèle!
                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    Evening all
                    Hiya!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #60530
                      BrownIssue I think you need to change your location
                      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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