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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I was hoping Wilmslow would have bitten more by now.
    Just who is Dim'n'slow anyway? It must be someone trolling, surely?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Could someone give me 1200 quid so I can buy one?
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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Hello, Scourer.

        Are you in a sufficiently positive mood for positive strokes?

        For example, being in intensive care is a huge whole lot better than not making it into intensive care.

        Nah, you're right. Having your mum in hospital is not good. When she's up to it tell her even the nutters you talk to on the internet are worried about her.

        Perhaps we could have some form of 'virtual secular prayer circle'? We could add your mum to it, along with zeitghost's cat and Jog On's girlfriend's mum and <oops I've forgotten someone >
        Atw's squirrel?

        Mum is improving so I am happy.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Just who is Dim'n'slow anyway? It must be someone trolling, surely?
          I think it's a real person. I'm trying to harden them to the cruel world of contracting.
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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Devil Woman..... not been called that since an old boyfriends mother called me it

            what did you do to her son?

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              Please, someone has to give me 1200 quid.
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                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                Please, someone has to give me 1200 quid.
                What for?

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                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  Could someone give me 1200 quid so I can buy one?
                  No.

                  Next.




                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Don't make me sell a kidney.
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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      It'll land on Pancake Day this year.

                      It'll be just before Ash Wednesday.

                      Which always makes me think of people setting fire to their kitchen trying to cook pancakes and burning the house down.
                      Cheers BI - you are sooooooooooooooo helpful

                      BTW you forgot to add HTH

                      HTH

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