the stats don't lie.... i must have missed a few over the post xmas cool down period. i wonder if anyone is catching me up on the big ones.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postthe stats don't lie - isn't that some kind of modern pop song?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postthe stats don't lie - isn't that some kind of modern pop song?Originally posted by DS23 View Posti seem to recall some floozy shaking her wobbly bits to something like that.
A Google search for "the stats don't lie" AND lyrics turned up nothing.
I can also visualise some buxom bint jiggling and wiggling her jelly moulds to such a song, probably during the punk era. However, I am confident you put that image in my head by remote suggestion.
It is a pleasant image, however.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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i might pop back later. need to stretch my driveling fingers. need to get back to the next installment of the fever ship.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIn addition, when many are posting it tends to cause a bottleneck with the database, so even with a very fast connection (I think I'm nominally on about 8Mb at home) it all becomes unpredictable. That's how I got the 33333 by accident, although I'm still not sure if TheFaQQer believes meComment
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