test please delete

[BrilloPad]

<shakes head>

Well that's alright then. Just so long as they didn't impinge on his human rights by wiping his bum for him. And we wouldn't want anything as abusive as some nursery nurse seeing his bare bum now, would we?

Jeez.

My wife's cousin is a nursery nurse. She is not allowed to touch the children - when they make a mess of themselves the school phones the parents to fetch them. The child is just left to stand and cry on their own. WTF?

If he had said something they would have sorted him out. But it never seemed to bother him.

We tried to talk to him about it. I hear him shouting one night at 3am. I rushed in and found him sitting up saying "put me on the potty". So we decided to leave him to it.

[BrilloPad]

If he had said something they would have sorted him out. But it never seemed to bother him.

We tried to talk to him about it. I hear him shouting one night at 3am. I rushed in and found him sitting up saying "put me on the potty". So we decided to leave him to it.

Though I remember the time my daughter screamed at 2am. Sounded like she was being murdered! I rushed in - she said "I got into bed with my slippers on".

I politely explained to her the next day that it was inappropraite...

[BrilloPad]

just had major bug assigned... that should keep me busy for a couple of days

Will only take 5 minutes. use these :-

http://bofh.ntk.net/ExcuseBoard.html
http://www.kdegraaf.net/cgi-bin/bofh
http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses

Then post more drivel!

[NickFitz]

Which premiére is it?

"Sweeny Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street", according to the signs that were erected by workmen this morning, watched by the gawping yokels who had felt the need to get there at nine in the morning to witness an event taking place much later in the day... imbeciles

[BrilloPad]

Is it just me, but I always associate

"Disabled loo"
with
"Loo that is broken"

?

It is usually broken when I have finished with it...



toilet

[BrilloPad]

"Sweeny Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street", according to the signs that were erected by workmen this morning, watched by the gawping yokels who had felt the need to get there at nine in the morning to witness an event taking place much later in the day... imbeciles

Can we assume from your tone that your invite got lost in the post?

[BrowneIssue]

I think all the talk of fish and chips in general has everyone mesmerised

Well, it has gone ... interesting. Educational, even!

[BrowneIssue]

"Sweeny Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street", according to the signs that were erected by workmen this morning,

"Sweeny" or "Sweeney"?

[NickFitz]

"Sweeny" or "Sweeney"?

Not sure... I'll check next time I pop out, which will be any second now, as I just finished the bit I was working on

Easier still, Google tells me it's "Sweeney"

[Jog On]

Not sure... I'll check next time I pop out, which will be any second now, as I just finished the bit I was working on

It's chucking it down out there