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But then everyone knows you're up to no good. And anyway, test pages always come out on the wrong printer ...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostOr print the test page first
I've just remembered.
We had a user than was a pain, let's call him PITA.
We sent a load of 'unpleasant' images to his team's printer to get them in trouble. We didn't know that department had a printer pool: you would never know which printer would service your print job. We sent filth all around that department.
Everyone worked out it was us.
Hey ho, can't win 'em all.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Where do you work? A brothel?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSorry I was away for so long - f**king users.
Do you have an SLA for your response time - "time to come", I should say?
and so on with other filthy innuendoes.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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That's the user handbook rules. I was referring to the printer engineer handbook rules.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I thought it was the last person to leave?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostLooks like it might rain shortly - I think I'll pop out for lunch before that happens
See you in a bit - wonder if the printer will be fixed by then
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Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Ahhh!!!Originally posted by zeitghost18k appears to be getting ever closer...
Must post more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel!Comment
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Oh, yeah. Working from home.Originally posted by Bear View PostNo - it's a mess for a reason
What cupboard? all my stationary is on the shelves in front of me
Can't I use my bedroom for a kip?
Haven't got one
So how can you be bored? It's not like you have to work or anything!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Foiled!!!!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAhhh!!!
Must post more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel, more drivel!
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