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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Rules of office life number 7: it's the new boy's fault.

    Sorry, NickFitz. You did it.



    I thought it was the last person to leave?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      And I've been having a deep and meaningless discussion of British history with one of the students...

      From the Beaker Folk, through the Celtic invasion, the Romans (what did they ever do for us?), the RomanoBritish, the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes, the Vikings, the Norman Invasion, the Vikings again, the Spanish Inquisition (no one expects it apparently), Edward I, Hammer of the Scots (and the Welsh, though we don't get a mention), James I & VI, Napoleon, Wellington, Nelson, Hitler & Stalin.

      So there.
      Cromwell? The Interregnum and the Irish? Fascinating period.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        60- to catch Churchill...

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Do I look like some numpty from an IT department
          Checks avatar ... too young to be in work, scruffy beard, blank expression, in need of a proper haircut, iPod-affected ears ...

          ... yep. Standard issue helpdesk bod.

          The only discrepancy is your ability to spell.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            DS23 7,236
            zeitghost 6,225
            TheFaQQer 6,070
            Diver 4,924
            cailin maith 4,816
            BrowneIssue 4,250
            NickFitz 3,337
            BrilloPad 2,894

            106 to the 3k...

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              Looks like it might rain shortly - I think I'll pop out for lunch before that happens

              See you in a bit - wonder if the printer will be fixed by then

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Switch it and then switch it back on again.

                I watched the IT Crowd V1.00 and V2.00, so I know these things.
                And watch the print job start again from page 1...
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  18k appears to be getting ever closer...
                  not appears - it is!

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Tidy your desk.

                    See how much stationery you can collect from the cupboard.

                    Go for a kip in the loo.

                    Update your LinkedIn profile.
                    No - it's a mess for a reason

                    What cupboard? all my stationary is on the shelves in front of me

                    Can't I use my bedroom for a kip?

                    Haven't got one
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      It's the one with the "PRINTER IS BROKEN" notice (written in blue marker pen on a sheet of A4) taped over the control panel
                      And why do they never, ever disable the poxy print queueueue when they know it is knacked?

                      Instead they'll purge the queueueue when the printer is fixed.

                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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