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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Make sure the minutes are accurate.

    Wobble jelly, wobble jelly, boing, boing, boing.

    Ensure everyone gets to participate fully.

    Do you want a large, shiny, sticky, red cherry on your trifle?

    Make sure you are comfortable before the call starts.

    Rubbing axle grease up and down the prop shaft. Rub, pull back, rub, pull back. Smooooth action.

    Ensure there are no distractions.


    the minutes are suffering
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      I've made the mistake of chairing and taking minutes
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        it's like splitting myself in half

        left side is running meeting

        right side is posting
        Am I helping?

        Left side of brain, right side of brain.

        One is following the meeting.

        The other is thinking about your lack of sex during pregnancy.

        Once is ensuring all notes are thorough.

        The other is thinking about those long, silky, smooth legs of the women on the underground, legs that go on and on and on. Legs like two parallel rails to heaven. Smooooth, frictionless legs.

        Tick off the agenda items as they are completed.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Am I helping?

          Left side of brain, right side of brain.

          One is following the meeting.

          The other is thinking about your lack of sex during pregnancy.

          Once is ensuring all notes are thorough.

          The other is thinking about those long, silky, smooth legs of the women on the underground, legs that go on and on and on. Legs like two parallel rails to heaven. Smooooth, frictionless legs.

          Tick off the agenda items as they are completed.

          Yes - loads of help thanks
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            Originally posted by zeitghost








            Brillo
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            thank you kind lizard monster

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Impossible.

              You can't physically be as sad as I am...

              well I had huge personal problems and thought that Lucy could help - how sad is that!

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                I've made the mistake of chairing and taking minutes
                That's difficult.

                Must stay focussed.

                Agenda items one side <-----> decisions on the other.

                Is each breast the same size?

                Do you take action minutes or record decisions?

                Actions such as lick, stroke, fondle, tickle. Slip, thrust, moan, sigh.

                Or decisions such as whether you need the loo.

                Not thinking about waterfalls, dripping taps, condensation on cold pipes, ripples on ponds is wise. Cross your legs. Feel the sweat between your bum cheeks. Uncross your legs. How does your bladder feel anyway? And what was that last comment?
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

                  I'd love to toast your bagel too...

                  Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

                  according to Roger's profanisarus, lizard monsters dont have the necessary bits.

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    I was reading about R&D tax allowance on HMRC site

                    gosh - what an exciting life you have!

                    I might not be the saddest on here after all...

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                      Today, 10:20 #63366
                      Bear
                      Super poster

                      full house

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