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I've made the mistake of chairing and taking minutesSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View Postit's like splitting myself in half
left side is running meeting
right side is posting
Left side of brain, right side of brain.
One is following the meeting.
The other is thinking about your lack of sex during pregnancy.
Once is ensuring all notes are thorough.
The other is thinking about those long, silky, smooth legs of the women on the underground, legs that go on and on and on. Legs like two parallel rails to heaven. Smooooth, frictionless legs.
Tick off the agenda items as they are completed.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAm I helping?
Left side of brain, right side of brain.
One is following the meeting.
The other is thinking about your lack of sex during pregnancy.
Once is ensuring all notes are thorough.
The other is thinking about those long, silky, smooth legs of the women on the underground, legs that go on and on and on. Legs like two parallel rails to heaven. Smooooth, frictionless legs.
Tick off the agenda items as they are completed.
Yes - loads of help thanksSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostImpossible.
You can't physically be as sad as I am...
well I had huge personal problems and thought that Lucy could help - how sad is that!Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI've made the mistake of chairing and taking minutes
Must stay focussed.
Agenda items one side <-----> decisions on the other.
Is each breast the same size?
Do you take action minutes or record decisions?
Actions such as lick, stroke, fondle, tickle. Slip, thrust, moan, sigh.
Or decisions such as whether you need the loo.
Not thinking about waterfalls, dripping taps, condensation on cold pipes, ripples on ponds is wise. Cross your legs. Feel the sweat between your bum cheeks. Uncross your legs. How does your bladder feel anyway? And what was that last comment?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostMmmmmmmmmmmm...
I'd love to toast your bagel too...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
according to Roger's profanisarus, lizard monsters dont have the necessary bits.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI was reading about R&D tax allowance on HMRC site
gosh - what an exciting life you have!
I might not be the saddest on here after all...Comment
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