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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    At this point you may wish to ensure it is at the correct temperature: "bloody hot".
    Cobblers.

    Still, this is only a demonstration and The Show Must Go On.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      I had steak sandwiches for lunch today.

      But no crisps.

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        Using two hands and utilising as many fingers as possible - preferably in the Death Wish Squid Formation - take the butty and carefully dunk it in the soup.
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          You will recall, of course, we covered bicky-dunking in the final week of last term.

          The principles remain exactly the same here so, of course, we need not dwell on the details.
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            BrowneIssue you are a joker!

            That boy go raaaaaaa
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              Will this lesson be part of a new GCSE Home Economics module?

              That boy go raaaaaaa
              Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                There are two significant differences, however, and these are referred to by the joint term 'autoencroutonment'.

                The crumbs float, not sink and rather than sludging can be considered a value-added bonus of the process.

                It is this inherent production of 'croutons' that makes butty dunking so fulfilling an activity.
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                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Overall, the benefits are:
                  • an increased appreciation of bland packet cup-a-soup;
                  • an increased appreciation of one's routine butties;
                  • concurrent fluid & dry matter intake thereby assisting one's digestion;
                  • greater variance to diet;
                  • greater likelihood of being left alone to eat at your desk;
                  • mental exercise at variance from daily office work;
                  • finger and wrist controls at variance form keyboard and mouse use thereby helping reduce RSI;
                  • an enhanced feeling of satisfaction and well-being.

                  These are listed on the handout, by the way.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    So thank you all for attending How and Why to Dunk One's Butties - With an Example.

                    We can look forward to next week's lecture: How to Suck Eggs.

                    Thank you and goodbye.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Overall, the benefits are:
                      • an increased appreciation of bland packet cup-a-soup;
                      • an increased appreciation of one's routine butties;
                      • concurrent fluid & dry matter intake thereby assisting one's digestion;
                      • greater variance to diet;
                      • greater likelihood of being left alone to eat at your desk;
                      • mental exercise at variance from daily office work;
                      • finger and wrist controls at variance form keyboard and mouse use thereby helping reduce RSI;
                      • an enhanced feeling of satisfaction and well-being.
                      These are listed on the handout, by the way.
                      Release it as a Youtube video.

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