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[Bear]

What's a trypo?

3 typos

[cailin maith]

I must admit the look on your face when confronted with vast swathes of people all trying to get down the stairs at the tube station still haunts me.

That was why I was so insistent Gonzo (and not SP, as I disn't trust him) to make sure you got back to the hotel OK.

I know, I really hated that..... The shame

[BrowneIssue]

I see a hand up at the back. You have a question?

Please mister. What is the 'nice fork us opt in'?

The 'slice focussed' option, my little deaf friend, is where one places the crisps against the buttered slice as opposed to the cheese. This utilises the flat and adhesive surface provided by the buttered bread to allow construction of a level and consistent crisp layer.

The alternative - and equally acceptable - 'cheese focussed' option uses the typically larger surface area of the cheese to support the crisps. This gives a greater surface area on which to build the crisp layer but does not provide the same degree of 'enclampage', that is, 'restraint' and so can result in greater lossage of crisp particulates.

Since are constructing a butty specifically for dunking, we want to minimise crisplet lossage and so opt for the slice-focussed method.

[TheFaQQer]

I know, I really hated that..... The shame

You survived, though. Have a at the mere memory of it.

[cailin maith]

You survived, though. Have a at the mere memory of it.

Thanks sweets....

[BrowneIssue]

What's a trypo?

Every correction to a spelling mistake has, by natural law, a spelling error.

The effect of the law can be negated by incorporating a spelling mistake into the audit trail, ie, a 'trypo'.

Alternatively, it is a mildly amusing BrowneIssueism.

[BrowneIssue]

Anyone else? Yes, you. No, YOU. No, no, yes, you! Your question?

In "Timkins on Tiffin", 1933, Professor Timkins states the 2 layer spread as a continental perversion and an effrontery to the British way of life. What is your view?

No, not you, the clever looking one next to you.

Can we put more cwithpth in? I like cwithpth.

I am using two layers of crisps because that provides a superlative mouth-feel in the crunch department whilst minimising horizontal lossage. International research has proved pointless in this area relative to my own. Two layers are best. Provided you adhere to the English Bond style of laying, of course.

Here, little girl. Have the rest of the packet.

[TheFaQQer]

Two layers are best. Provided you adhere to the English Bond style of laying, of course.

Basildon, or James?

[BrowneIssue]

We now carefully place the cheesed slice onto the crisps.

You will notice my careful consideration in choosing where to place the crisps becomes apparent as we see the rubbery, sweaty Gouda has adhered to itself and the slice of bread ensuring it does not fall off despite being upside and ...

... voila!

One cheese and crisp butty!

[BrowneIssue]

Basildon, or James?

The English Basildon method, otherwise known as "Up-against-the-wall-when-full-of-cider" is perfectly valid, very traditional and fairly satisfying.

The English James - or New Version - is more easily adopted by the modern thinking individual. It is easily approached and understood, seemingly more classy although traditionalists debate this.