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    ground it up and put into food - but would not take it. so I got on gloves and...

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      ... towel and gf forced down throat! have to be cruel to be kind.

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        And then I'm never spending on credit cards again. I can't be trusted.
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          Well stressful.
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            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            Yeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!
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              I need a small lottery win to set me straight...
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                ohhhhhh a love triangle.... cool!!
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                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  Fookin Bored.


                  Even Human Traffic can't seem to get me in the mood.

                  *slaps £20 round CMs face*

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                    Or a rich woman
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                      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                      I'm doing it tomorrow night.

                      A proper budget.

                      just like Alistair Darling?

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