ground it up and put into food - but would not take it. so I got on gloves and...
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My spidey sense tells me that there is a real life story in here somewhere....Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostYeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!Comment
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CM follows this with a kick in SP's nuts....Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostFookin Bored.
Even Human Traffic can't seem to get me in the mood.
*slaps £20 round CMs face*
If...you....want....to....get...on...in...this.... .organisation.....then.....you....will.....fold ....the....jeans....and.....stack....them.....in.. ....colour......coordinated.......order...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm doing it tomorrow night.
A proper budget.
just like Alistair Darling?Comment
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