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    Originally posted by zeitghost


    docks...

    I'm off down there to find a hooker...

    Got a game of rugby this afternoon.
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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      And being in a hotel room doesn't help. This is where places like CUK and TPD come into special being. The InterNet has changed the world because you need not be alone anymore - and you don't need to pick up a tart in the hotel bar for company either!

      Well, you can, but it'll slow down your web browsing.
      I've never even been in the hotel bar in six months - Lord only knows what I'd find in there

      I'm off to my London local (which is even nearer this ClientCorp than it was to OldClientCorp ) where they look after me

      Maybe not "look after" the way that a hotel tart would, but the beer is vastly superior to anything likely to be found in the hotel bar

      They're being given another award for it in a couple of weeks

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        Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
        You're bedding your inlaws????

        Never a good idea......
        CM slept with more than one person in the same family. Father and son IIRC.
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          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          Isn't my avatar smutty enough?
          No. Next.
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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            Yep - first one
            I thought there was a baby bear already?
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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              CM slept with more than one person in the same family. Father and son IIRC.


              Now I've always wanted to try a mother daughter combo....but when women do it...that is just wierd.

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                Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                Well if she's pregnant about three quarters of the way through she'll prolly get a bit randy as the hormones start messing about, but then it's back to waiting.....

                After the baby has arrived she'll prolly be bleeding for a few weeks and worried that her bits will fall off if she does anything. Should have got over it after 3 months.

                but that all said it is a happy happy time, and deffo worth it
                Takes longer to "get back in the saddle" after baby 1 than later ones, if that's any consolation.
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                  Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                  Could be worse, they may have to stitch her back together afterwards.....

                  (have I grossed everybody out enough yet?)
                  Friend of mine has been told that she can't have another natural child birth, as the first one basically grabbed hold as she came out and ripped lumps out of her mum.

                  I suspect that it might have hurt a touch.
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                    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                    Quick question for all the fathers here.

                    Did anybody else watch the babys head come and and think "Jesus, she's never going to be happy with Ardesco Junior any more......"
                    I'm hoping she's not thinking about Ardesco Junior, to be honest.

                    But no - I thought "thank goodness I can stop worrying about hurting her now"
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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Oh dear - are we celebrating random numbers now?
                      So I got confused, OK?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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