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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHave you never watched Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons?
Your cattle prod would be of no significance.
Captain Scarlet. Is. Indestructible.
Captain Scarlet!
Indestructible!
Captain Scarlet!
Dah dah dah dee da da dum!
Later in the series, the Mysteron duplicates are discovered to be vulnerable to high-voltage electricity, implying that the same could permanently destroy Scarlet.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostJust check the labels on her underwear. And add a bit.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMmmmmmm.... beef..................
Full now
evening NickComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post'cos if you can keep the Missus happy, you're in luck.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostIt's just struck me that the Mysteron/Earth conflict & the Earth Membari war had the same cause: misinterpretation of the other side's intentions...Comment
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The Top TPD Posters
The Top TPD Posters
No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit
.1) DS23 .............. 7027 = 11.961% = 1 in every 8 posts
.2) zeitghost ......... 5859 = .9.973% = 1 in every 10 posts
.3) TheFaQQer ......... 5604 = .9.539% = 1 in every 10 posts
.4) Diver ............. 4667 = .7.944% = 1 in every 12 posts
.5) cailin maith ...... 4361 = .7.423% = 1 in every 13 posts
.6) BrowneIssue ....... 3504 = .5.965% = 1 in every 16 posts
.7) NickFitz .......... 3143 = .5.350% = 1 in every 18 posts
.8) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .3.752% = 1 in every 26 posts
.9) BrilloPad ......... 2108 = .3.588% = 1 in every 27 posts
10) FiveTimes ......... 2096 = .3.568% = 1 in every 28 posts
11) Bear .............. 1968 = .3.350% = 1 in every 29 posts
12) DiscoStu .......... 1604 = .2.730% = 1 in every 36 posts
13) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.196% = 1 in every 45 posts
14) Jog On ............ 1253 = .2.133% = 1 in every 46 posts
15) PRC1964 ........... 1214 = .2.066% = 1 in every 48 posts
16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.801% = 1 in every 55 posts
17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.581% = 1 in every 63 posts
18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.348% = 1 in every 74 posts
19) realityhack ....... .623 = .1.060% = 1 in every 94 posts
20) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.919% = 1 in every 108 posts
21) oracleslave ....... .441 = .0.751% = 1 in every 133 posts
22) Moscow Mule ....... .357 = .0.608% = 1 in every 164 posts
23) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.543% = 1 in every 184 posts
24) BA to the Stars ... .319 = .0.543% = 1 in every 184 posts
25) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.507% = 1 in every 197 posts
26) threaded .......... .233 = .0.397% = 1 in every 252 posts
27) alreadypacked ..... .224 = .0.381% = 1 in every 262 posts
28) Moose423956 ....... .216 = .0.368% = 1 in every 271 posts
29) Gonzo ............. .205 = .0.349% = 1 in every 286 posts
30) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.346% = 1 in every 289 posts
31) EqualOpportunities . 194 = .0.330% = 1 in every 302 posts
32) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.320% = 1 in every 312 posts
33) SallyAnne ......... .179 = .0.305% = 1 in every 328 posts
40) AtW ............... .119 = .0.203% = 1 in every 493 posts
42) sasguru ........... .113 = .0.192% = 1 in every 519 posts
43) Sockpuppet ........ .106 = .0.180% = 1 in every 554 posts
44) tay ............... . 91 = .0.155% = 1 in every 645 posts
nn) ferret ............ . .2 = .0.003% = 1 in every 29373 posts
(I might just drop this ferret loser. He's not pulling his weight.)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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A lady goes to the taxidermist and says: "My pet monkeys have both
died and I would like you to stuff them."
The taxidermist replies: "They both died at the same time?"
Lady: "One died last night and the other died this morning of a
broken heart. The were very fond of one another."
Taxidermist: "That's sad. Would you like them mounted?"
Lady: "Oh no! Holding hands will be quite enough."Comment
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Brillo where do you get these jokes?That boy go raaaaaaa
Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hostingComment
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