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Bazza gets caught
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Now there's an idea that WILL make money! And 'cos it has breadcrumbs, not batter, you can market it as a health-food!Originally posted by zeitghostOr the Scotch Mars Bar...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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You're too kind...Originally posted by zeitghost57575
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You'd have to be barking.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo Carling, looking forward to your traditional Irish New Year

IGMC.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Is someone going to retriever?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo Carling, looking forward to your traditional Irish New Year
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It won't last. It's just puppy love.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo Carling, looking forward to your traditional Irish New Year
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Makes a change from Santa Claws.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo Carling, looking forward to your traditional Irish New Year
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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No... I'll be in bed with Ted!Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostIs CM going to be there?
Numpty.... I never said have it off with the dog....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI believe she has other plans

I like the sound of that place..... can I come out with you??Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYou're mixing with the wrong crowd.
Come down to my local - we don't shake hands, we buy each other a drink. And quite a few of the female regulars are lesbians, so they don't do air kisses - they grab you in an armlock and give you a proper kiss, because they know you won't drunkenly think that it means they fancy you.
The women who aren't lesbians are similarly practical and down to earth in their greetings - they shake hands unless they actually want to kiss you, which makes it a lot clearer where you stand.
Oh, and don't bother dressing up for the occasion, as we'll only spill beer on you anyway
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo Carling, looking forward to your traditional Irish New Year

And you deserve a spaniking just for thatOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIs someone going to retriever?
Bazza gets caught
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Now now!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
If you keep stamping your feet and waving your arms around, we won't visit your city anymore.
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