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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    You're repeating yourself

    Alzheimers playing up again?
    So no counting, jokes, consecutive posts, deletion or repitition! THe TPD rule book just gets longer and longer. There are more rules here than the f**king statute books. FFS

    still - rules were made to be broken! hehehehehe

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      What? Getting shagged senseless by dogs?

      Sandhurst doesn't change much, does it?
      He trained alot of arab officers - apparently they loved it...

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        It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
        large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
        mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
        that wrong.

        <sniggers>

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          repition and consecutive - I just wish I had counted it and broken 3 rules!

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            So no counting, jokes, consecutive posts, deletion or repitition! THe TPD rule book just gets longer and longer. There are more rules here than the f**king statute books. FFS
            Hmm. Are you sure it is allowed in the rules to criticise the rules?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending
              divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

              She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home
              in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

              "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

              "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

              "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

              "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do
              my husband's parents."

              He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

              "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never
              really needed one."

              "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in
              your marriage?"

              "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't
              necessarily like the music, but the answer to your
              question is 'yes'."

              "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

              "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week
              he gets up earlier than I do."

              Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
              "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

              "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
              "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does.
              He said he can't communicate with me."

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                AtW is the only person with a problem about consecutivity...

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Hmm. Are you sure it is allowed in the rules to criticise the rules?
                  yes it is - section 427, sub section 8, part c

                  its on page 2134 - how could you miss it?

                  <sniggers so much that shoulders jump up and down>

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    AtW is the only person with a problem about consecutivity...

                    So as we aren't squirrels no need to worry then...

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                      It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
                      large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
                      mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
                      that wrong.

                      This post is consective, a joke, repetitive and counted. Then I will delete it! all rules broken by 1 post!

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