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It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
that wrong.Comment
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,
tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO, I WON'T SLEEP
WITH YOU TONIGHT!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and
completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at
him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student
in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? TWO HUNDRED
POUNDS???"Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postbeast the newbie?
Are you using it in the more obscure sense of "to shag senseless with dogs"?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of mankind.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post"It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
that wrong." - AnonymousOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
that wrong.
Alzheimers playing up again?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post"beast" does not have an entry in the Concise Oxford as a verb. According to the Urban Dictionary it means "to bitch about".
Are you using it in the more obscure sense of "to shag senseless with dogs"?
My bro is a major in 1para and has trained alot of officers at Sandhurst. He highly recommends it.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYou're repeating yourselfDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy bro is a major in 1para and has trained alot of officers at Sandhurst. He highly recommends it.
Sandhurst doesn't change much, does it?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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