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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    What does it say in the TPD manual?
    beast the newbie?

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      It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
      large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
      mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
      that wrong.

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        A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

        After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,
        tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

        To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO, I WON'T SLEEP
        WITH YOU TONIGHT!"

        Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and
        completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

        After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at
        him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student
        in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

        To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? TWO HUNDRED
        POUNDS???"

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          bad night again on telly tonight...

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            beast the newbie?
            "beast" does not have an entry in the Concise Oxford as a verb. According to the Urban Dictionary it means "to bitch about".

            Are you using it in the more obscure sense of "to shag senseless with dogs"?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of mankind.
              Given the amount of copyright violation, I should think that was done by 1997.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                "It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
                large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
                mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
                that wrong." - Anonymous
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
                large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
                mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
                that wrong.
                You're repeating yourself

                Alzheimers playing up again?

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  "beast" does not have an entry in the Concise Oxford as a verb. According to the Urban Dictionary it means "to bitch about".

                  Are you using it in the more obscure sense of "to shag senseless with dogs"?
                  I mean like in the army. Its how they train up the newbies. press-ups in puddles. things with jacobs cream crackers. etcetc.

                  My bro is a major in 1para and has trained alot of officers at Sandhurst. He highly recommends it.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    You're repeating yourself
                    Oh, the irony!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      My bro is a major in 1para and has trained alot of officers at Sandhurst. He highly recommends it.
                      What? Getting shagged senseless by dogs?

                      Sandhurst doesn't change much, does it?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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