test please delete

[BrilloPad]

What does it say in the TPD manual?

beast the newbie?

[BrilloPad]

It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
that wrong.

[BrilloPad]

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,
tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO, I WON'T SLEEP
WITH YOU TONIGHT!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and
completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at
him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student
in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? TWO HUNDRED
POUNDS???"

[BrilloPad]

bad night again on telly tonight...

[BrowneIssue]

beast the newbie?

"beast" does not have an entry in the Concise Oxford as a verb. According to the Urban Dictionary it means "to bitch about".

Are you using it in the more obscure sense of "to shag senseless with dogs"?

[BrowneIssue]

It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of mankind.

Given the amount of copyright violation, I should think that was done by 1997.

[NickFitz]

"It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
that wrong." - Anonymous

It has been claimed that a very large number of monkeys, armed with a very
large number of typewriters, would eventually reproduce the great works of
mankind. It would appear that the internet is well on its way to proving
that wrong.

You're repeating yourself

Alzheimers playing up again?

[BrilloPad]

"beast" does not have an entry in the Concise Oxford as a verb. According to the Urban Dictionary it means "to bitch about".

Are you using it in the more obscure sense of "to shag senseless with dogs"?

I mean like in the army. Its how they train up the newbies. press-ups in puddles. things with jacobs cream crackers. etcetc.

My bro is a major in 1para and has trained alot of officers at Sandhurst. He highly recommends it.

[BrowneIssue]

You're repeating yourself

Oh, the irony!

[BrowneIssue]

My bro is a major in 1para and has trained alot of officers at Sandhurst. He highly recommends it.

What? Getting shagged senseless by dogs?

Sandhurst doesn't change much, does it?