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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Which smelled worse?

    The pipe tobacco or the burning grass?
    His farts. And they still do.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      ready or not i'm coming!
      Fnarr, fnarr!
      #56765





      Well done!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        and i need to replace the goldfish filter.
        Why do you need to filter your goldfish?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          I've just realised - I've done 3,500 posts to Contractor UK.

          At 30 seconds each, that's over 29 hours.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by zeitghost
            More time to spend money?
            Scanning the pile... petrol for attending interviews, train fares for attending interviews, BCS meetings, training courses, professional memberships, IT books, magazines...

            I don't have time for any of this stuff when I'm working. So yes, too much time!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Few things more likely to upset the mrs than an un kiltered washing machine.

              Especially if it stops her sitting on it...
              [I once heard a story about a director and a barmaid bonking on a disk drive - the barmaid said it was better than the washing machine...]
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I've just realised - I've done 3,500 posts to Contractor UK.

                At 30 seconds each, that's over 29 hours.
                Oh, BUM!

                I've got a 5/6/7/8/9 bananananana bunch in Notepad and a tab open in edit mode with my last Banananana Marching Band. I was all ready to credit someone else with this one and I got it by accident!

                Still, mustn't grumble
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  I've almost done 6 days worth...
                  17,101 x 30 secs assuming a 37 hour week and 80% productivity = just over 24 chargeable days.

                  How scary is that?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    I'm off out for a walk now, before I fall asleep... let's hope the naughty pc gets more than 107k of that naughty file it crashed on this morning...

                    See ya later
                    Byeee!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      I got a TPD series. <big sheepish grin>


                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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